- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
So, why are the funniest people the most depressed?
“Humor is a common defense mechanism. Some funny people like to make themselves and others laugh because it keeps them from crying. It distracts people from the real issues and pokes fun at things to minimize the impact. Albeit temporarily.”
(Source: bserk)
- Almost everyone: I'm not like the rest.
- Snape: be careful
- Snape: people might think you're
- Snape:
- Snape:
- Snape:
- Harry:
- Hermione:
- Ron:
- Snape:
- Universe:
- God:
- Snape:
- Snape: up
- Snape: to something
- Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
- Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
