• gay guy: *cough*
• white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!

nogyu:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: afroarabia, via hyena-laugh)

• teacher: alright fold your papers in half
• entire class: hot dog or hamburger

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via florennce99)