- gay guy: *cough*
- white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
- teacher: alright fold your papers in half
- entire class: hot dog or hamburger
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’